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sardar lost his cheqbook

Sardar lost his cheqbook.

Manager: You should take care

anyone can sign your cheque

and empty your deposits.

Sardar: How can anyone sign..?

I am not a fool.

I’ve already signed all the cheques.

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one of my niece form Banglore Moushami Gupta had sent a SMS to me so just posting here

One sardarji went to purchase an Indian Flag just b4 Independance day & after 2 mts the shopkeeper was unconscious ?!! because tht sardarji asked the shopkeeper to show some other colours & designs in Indian Flag

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Hemaji Hosur member on spicy sent a SMS reg Sardarji's joke 2 day

EkSardarji Dukhee they kisine pucha kyon tension me ho Sardarji?
Sardaraji are yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery karane ke liye 2 lakh rupeye diye they ab salle ko ab pahechan nahin paa raha hun !!!!

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Anupji my friend sent a mail on sardarji joke


Hi-There,

Banta Singh walks into a bar in London , orders 3 glasses of beer and sits in one croner of the Bar, drinking a sip out of each mug in turn.

When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more.

The bartender asks him, "You know, beer goes flat after I fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time."

Banta Singh replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Dubai , the other in Canada and I'm here in London . When they left home, we promised that we'll drink this way to remember the days when we drank together."

The bartender admits this is a nice custom and leaves it there.

Banta Singh became a regular in the bar and would always drink the same way. He'd order 3 Beers and drink them in turn.

One day, he came in and ordered only 2 Beers. All the other regulars notice and fall silent.

When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bar tender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my sincere condolences on your great loss."

Banta Singh looked confused for a moment, and then he laughs.... "Oh, no,"

He said, "Everyone's fine; both my brothers are alive. The only thing is . .

I have quit drinking"!!!





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