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[nikki]

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"

    The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 18?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies.

The husband pauses; the words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the garden"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued.. "Do you remember when he showed the shotgun in my face and said,



'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?"

"I remember that too" she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said,







"I would have been released today!

[y3knik]

hmmm.... i can understand that dudes feelings... poor chap!!

[nikki]

hahaaahhahaha

[preety01]

this is frm me...

Sardar1 to Sardar2: Agar tu ye bata de ki meri tokri mein

kya hai to saare eggs tere, aur agar tu ye bata de ki kitne

hain to 8 ke 8 tere, aur agar tu ye bata de ki kis jaanwar ke

hain, to wo murgi bhi teri.
Sardar2: Yaar koi hint to de

[preety01]

This too..

One Sardar was enjoying Sun on a Beach in UK.
A lady came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing" Sardar answered '" No I am Banta Singh"
Another Guy came and asked the same Question. Sardar answered

"No No Me Banta Singh."
Third one came and asked the same question Sardar was totally

annoyed and decided to shift his place.
While walking he saw another Sardar enjoying the Beach.
He went and asked him " Are you Relaxing?"
The other Sardar was much educated and answered "Yes I am

relaxing.
The Sardar slapped him on his face and said "Idiot, Sab tere

Ko wahahn dhoond rahe hai aur tu Yahaan Aaram Kar raha hai."

[prabha]

nice joke