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Started by kuchu, Jun 14 2006 08:44 AM

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:44 AM

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When u feel lonely and alone
Can

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:45 AM

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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan

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Similarty between Gandhiji and Malika
Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye
Ek ne desh ke liye
Dusre ne deshwasio ke liye

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:46 AM

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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi
Jise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayi
Dil ne kaha khud khushi kar le zalim
Bijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:46 AM

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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain
Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khane ka cake hai
bola yahin pe khaoge ya leke jaoge

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:46 AM

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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:47 AM

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Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai

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Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee
Kal hi woh hum se jannat main takra gaee

Humare dil se dua nikli:

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:48 AM

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Sorry recharge khatam ho gaya.

Galfriend ko I luv u bolna hai aur recharge khatam. Ab kya kare?

Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro aur gf k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao,

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:49 AM

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God saw ur parents hungry, He created

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:49 AM

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Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:50 AM

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Men always have better friends

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:51 AM

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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:52 AM

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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta

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Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:53 AM

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Mayawati came to Lallu

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:54 AM

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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

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Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai.
tumne gum ko kab jana hai.
tum to gum se bekhabar ho.
tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:55 AM

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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:58 AM

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Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Robin: Phone karte waqt.
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