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FUNNY SMS

Started by kuchu, Jun 14 2006 08:44 AM

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Posted 07 August 2010 - 11:35 PM

Binaji 2 day m'ing






Missed call ki apaar saflata ke baad pesh he Bharat me paheli baar missed SMS!!!!GM

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Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:07 PM

Binaji 2day e'ing

A boy wrote a love letter to a medical girl with his own blood & said KHAT KA JAWAB ZARUR DENA
Girl replied back Blood group B+, Hg 8gms , sugar 120 & testing fees is 500/ pl send

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Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:37 PM

Parth 2 day afternoon

Some says tht UR UGLy
Some says UR JUNGLY
Some says  UR PAGLY
But i say tht UR  LOVELY

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Posted 08 August 2010 - 10:40 PM

Binaji 2 day e'ing
Wife to her husband : I hate the beggar who cam yday
Husband: Why??
Wife: I gave him food & 2day he gifted me with a book HOW TO COOK? !!!!!

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:20 PM

Dharmesh 2 day afternoon

Q Life ko zyada achha kaoun bana sakti hain Girl friend ya wife?
Ans Wife
bus kisee aur ki honee chayiye !!!!

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Posted 09 August 2010 - 10:24 PM

Sri Satyaprakashji 2 day m'ing
Ek nanai si kiran ne chura liya hain khusiyo ka aheshash Dil mein bharne aye hain neend ki madhoshi se lipte huye hum unse pyaar se jaga rahethe unhe

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 12:34 AM

Prakruti Vora form Mandvi 2day night
Ek Sardarji diary leekh raha tha
" aaj meri bahen ko bacha hone wala hai pata nahin ladka hoga ke ladki isliye muje ye bhi nahin pata ke mey mama banuga ke mami?

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Posted 02 October 2010 - 12:38 AM

PrakrutiVora 2 day night

A thief with a knife : Oh tere paise nikkal
MAn: di u know who i'm?
I'm Anil Ambani REliance power chairamn
Thief: Achha ? To phir humare paisa nikkal!!!

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 09:36 PM

Akshay yday night

1 sachi ghatna ( jis ko soch kar insaan ki ruh tak aknp jati hain magar zalimo ke haath tak na kanpe  )

Deharadun me 17 sal ki ek massum bachi jisne abhi abhi 12th pass kiya tha aur jo dinon uske enjoy karne ke the

uske sage baap ne aur bhai ne bhala usko fusla ke

Ya Bhagwan
















Uska engineering ka form bahr diyaji : - )

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 09:39 PM

Akshay yday night

1 electric tar ko dusere electric tar se pyar ho jata hian to aap is pyar ko kya naam dengeji?

Socho


Socho


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sre yaar CURRENT AFFAIR !!!!

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Posted 06 October 2010 - 10:24 PM

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:27 PM

Anup GUPTA on 30th Sept 10 ming

Change can't be given 2 U every time
U only must Bring THE Change these the gr8 lines said by

















By a BUS CONDUCTOR
Mr.APPARAO

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:31 PM

Anup Gupta on 30th Sept,10 m'ing time

Aey Suraj mere apno ko paigam dena
Khushi ke din hansi ki sham dena
jab wo ye sms padhe pyaar se mera to unke chehre pe pyari si muskan dena
GM

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 02:34 PM

GAurav fromMumbai on 28th Sept,10 night time

E1 r worried about 100 mtrs race at CWG they might fix a board near a start line

GO SLOW MEN R AT WORKS!!!!!

But in reality now it is conducted in a very superb manners hats off to them

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Posted 07 October 2010 - 08:04 PM

Anup Gupta yday night
Ek Bus driver ke seat ke peeche leekaha tha

Agar bhagwan ne chahato manzil tak pahuncha dunga
Agar aankh lag gayee to maa kasam Us SE hee mila dunga!!!!

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Posted 08 October 2010 - 09:32 PM

Gaurav 2day m'ing

Dr: 3 dant ek saath kaise tuta gaye?
Nathubhai patient: ate the preparation of sukhadi sweets made by my wife
Dr:You should hv refused to eat such bad preparations
Nathubhai : In tht case my total 32 teeths might hv come out!!!!

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 06:18 PM

Dinesh Katariya 2day e'ing

DIWALI KA DHAMAKA
Muje SMS pe SMS karo aur jito 8 lakh ki car ki photo,29" ka colour TV ka Box,aur mere saath Dinner wo bhi aap ke saath aap ke Ghar
Hurry up only limited stocks available

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 06:25 PM

Dinesh Katariya 2day e'ing

DIWALI KA DHAMAKA
Muje SMS pe SMS karo aur jito 8 lakh ki car ki photo,29" ka colour TV ka Box,aur mere saath Dinner wo bhi aap ke saath aap ke Ghar
Hurry up only limited stocks available

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 06:25 PM

Dinesh Katariya 2day e'ing

DIWALI KA DHAMAKA
Muje SMS pe SMS karo aur jito 8 lakh ki car ki photo,29" ka colour TV ka Box,aur mere saath Dinner wo bhi aap ke saath aap ke Ghar
Hurry up only limited stocks available

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Posted 27 October 2010 - 11:47 PM

Sumit from Delhi just now

Beta : Mom ye girl friend kya hoti hey?
Mom : Jab tum bade ho kar acche ladke banoge t tume bhi 1 mil jayegee
Beta: magar achha bacha nahin bana to?
Mom: to to fir bahut hee mil jayegee
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