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Started by kuchu, Jun 14 2006 08:44 AM

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:58 AM

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Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to
kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali,
jis mod se guzro wahan ke
har ghar se awaaz aaye,
Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye!

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 08:59 AM

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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:00 AM

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What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:00 AM

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Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:01 AM

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Jahan dosti vahan pyar,
Jahan pyar vahan ishq,
Jahan ishq vahan judai,
Jahan judai vahan dard,
Jahan dard vahan jandu balm,
Jandu balm lagao aur chup kar ke so jao
Good Night

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:02 AM

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Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.

A: Because Doctor has advised him:

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:02 AM

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Ladki aisi paheli hai,
Kabhi tere toh kabhi meri saheli hai,
Kharcha karo toh bole:

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:03 AM

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:03 AM

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Mere marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:04 AM

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Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 yrs,
but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2 mins.

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:04 AM

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Hum dua karte hain khuda se,
Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:05 AM

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Zor ki baarish Makes me wonder
Is this what they call, taste the thunder?

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Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:06 AM

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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:06 AM

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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:07 AM

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Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo
Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo

Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit gaye yaroo

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:07 AM

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Tez hawa ka jhoka aaya
Sath mein tera khushbhu laya
Tab mere dil mein khayal aaya
Aaj bhi mera dost nahi nahaya

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:08 AM

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi joshh ke sath
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha zindgi main, badi shhor ke sath
Ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath

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Posted 14 June 2006 - 09:08 AM

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Din ko chain nahin,
Raat ko aaram nahin,
Jee na lage kahin,
Ae-khuda, kya yahi pyar hai?
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NALAYAK!
Yeh pyar nahin garmi ki shuruwat hai.

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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichhata hoon
Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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