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[mahendra]

Bina on 11th m'ing

Rahul Gandhi : Mom , Aap ki vajah se meri shaadi nahi ho rahi!!!??
Sonia Gandhi : Kyun beta?
Rahul Gandhi : Har taraf likha hey Sonia ko Bahumat do
              
               BAHU MAT DO!!!!

[mahendra]

2day night
Today Rajnikantji went to meet Superman,Spiderman,Krish, ironman n all the super heores
'coz it is CHILDREN'S DAY !!!
GN friend

[mahendra]

Hemaji on 9th night
Once a fisherman woke very early in the m'ing
It was very dark He waited a while n found a bag full of stones
He started throwing the into the sea for time paas
Now after some time he had only one stone
left
The Sun rose up then he found that those were diamonds but n't stones
Moral of the story
Never wake up early in the m'ing
GN fatherji

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Dinesh Katariya from Guntur on 9th m'ing

Varsho pahele dwarja par leekh they they
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Uske baad ke samay mey
SUBH LAABH
Uske baad Swagatam
Uske baad WEL COME
ab leekh tey hey
KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

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Dinesh Katariya on 9th m'ing
Sardar juice wale se  Jaldi juice dey laddai hoen wali hey
1glass pine ke baad
Jaldi 1 or de ladai hone wali hey
Juice wala kab hogi ladai?
Sardar jab tun paise mangega tab

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2day night

Pappu stands up in a aeroplane & shouts

HIJACK
e1 starts crying n fearing













Then JACK stands up & replies


HIPAPPU !!!!!

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Anup Gupta on 18th afternoon

Doctor Aur Bhagwan ko kabhi Naraz nahin kartey
Bhagwan naraz hotey hey to
Doctor ke paas bhej dete hen
AUR

Ajb Doctor naraz hotey hey to
Bhagwan ke paas bhej dete hen

[mahendra]

on 17th night

Friendships is like the relation between the hand & eyes
It is like this when the hand gets hurt the eyes cries
And when the eyes cries the hand wipes its tears

So be a good frind
GN friend

[mahendra]

on 17th m'ing

NO & YES are 2 short words but which needs a long thought
Most of the things which we miss in life r due to saying NO too soon or
YES too late !!!!
GN friend

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HEmaji Hoshur on 17th  m'ing
2011 is coming
Wish u a very
Happy new year
pongal
republic day

ONAM
Eid
Ramzan
Diwali

X'mas
Independence Day
Friendship
Mother
Father
Teachers'
Childrensday
Happy Birth day
365 Good mornings
Afternoons
Evenings ^ Good nights!!!
Heavy competition boss
I'm the first 2 wish all this days in advnace
GN fatherji n maaji

[mahendra]

on 12th night

How Indian Professor speak English
1) How dare u talk in front of my back
2)Both of U 3 get out of the calss?
3)Why so r u late, say yes or no?
4)5 cm of any length
5)All of u stand in a straight circle!!
6)I've 2 daughters n both r girls!!!
7)Don't look for the monkey outside when i'm inside!!
GN friend

[mahendra]

on 11th night

Santa: yaar ans paper mey kya leekhun?
Banta: Yahi ki IS PAPER PAR LEEKHI GAYE SABHI ANS KALPANIK HEY AUR JINKA KISI BHI BOOK SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHI HEY!!!

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on 11th night

Santa: Samundar mey dahi daal raha tha
Banta: Kaya kar raha hey?
Santa: LAssi bana raha hun
BAnta; Isliye to log hum par joke kartey hey ,Itni saari lassi Kaun Piyega?

[mahendra]

on 11th night

Some Husbands hold their wife's hand in Malls.. 'coz
If they leave her hand she'll go shopping..
It looks Romantic but actually it is ECONOMICS!!!!
GN friend

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Akshay friend from Guntur on 20th m'ing

Museum Watchman= Angrily on Banta That was a 500 yrs old antique statue u hv broken.
Banta=Thank GOD i thought it was a new one
GM friend

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in 22nd Jan,11 afternoon
Girl: Will U marry me?
Srdar: No, n our family , we marry only our relatives.
My mom married my dad
My aunt married my uncle
I will marry only my wife!!!
Good afternoon friend

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Anup Gupta Guntur on 3rd afternoon
Film DESTROY INDIA
HERO MAnmohansingh
Heroine Sonia Gandhi
Villain RAJA
Script by Karunadhi
Character Actor Omar Abdulla
Freidnly appearance Rahul Gandhi
Comedy Actor Sharad Pawar
Characterless actor  Suresh Kalmadi
Dancers Sheila Dixit
Action Mamata Banerji
Music Nira Radia
Financed by   POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA

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mahendra, on 05 February 2011 - 10:05 PM, said:

Anup Gupta Guntur on 3rd afternoon
Film DESTROY INDIA
HERO MAnmohansingh
Heroine Sonia Gandhi
Villain RAJA
Script by Karunadhi
Character Actor Omar Abdulla
Freidnly appearance Rahul Gandhi
Comedy Actor Sharad Pawar
Characterless actor  Suresh Kalmadi
Dancers Sheila Dixit
Action Mamata Banerji
Music Nira Radia
Financed by   POOR PEOPLE OF INDIA

jis sarkaar se  desh ke log garib ho fir bhi unnat desho me uska naam ho
technology  kitni hi us desh ki mahan kyo na ho
jaha do roti ka jugad muskil se ho
eisi sarkaar desh ko uncha to le jati hai per bahut unchai se niche girane ke liye

[mahendra]

vah vah good reply chalo apan sab deshbhakti mey jud jaye!!!Sayad farak pad sakta hey jaisey aaj Egypt mey sashan palt gaya logon ki takat key samney JAI BHARAT

[mahendra]

oh sorry 2 times same msg got clicked twice sorry