No replies to this topic

[saurabhjain]

A lady went to the police station to file a report for her missing Husband:

Lady:                     I lost my Husband  
Inspector:           What is his height
Lady:                     I never noticed
Inspector:           Slim or healthy
Lady:                     Not slim can be healthy
Inspector:           Colour of eyes
Lady:                     Never noticed
Inspector:           Colour of hair
Lady:                     Changes according to season
Inspector:           What was he wearing
Lady:                     suit/casuals I don’t remember exactly
Inspector:           Was somebody with him ?????????
Lady:                     Yes my Labrador dog, Calvin,  tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together…. And the lady started crying…..
Inspector:  Lets search for the dog first !!!!!!!


Thanks to Mr. Nipun jain 4m Mumbai to sent me on email